Queen Jan, Lady Liann of Kent, Sir Nicki Hastie

Queen Jan
married a man
damn!
all my plans
for romance
in the can

Wherever she went
Lady Liann of Kent
made a dent.
Was it her scent
or her practical bent?
Damn what it meant;
she was heaven-sent!

Sir Nicki Hastie
is very tasty
a tasty pastry
a girl could curtsy
for Sir Nicki Hastie's
tasty pastries

Fondly yours,
Mary Meriam, the Countess of Flatbroke